Leaking Dignity Store

Certified drip for degenerates. Every purchase funds legal teams, therapy, and our favourite meme creators.

Shop the drop FAQ

Featured Gear

How checkout works

  1. Select your gear and we collect sizes/quantities client-side.
  2. Submit to /api/checkout.php which creates a Stripe session.
  3. Customers receive tracking updates through the ld_app portal.

FAQ

Do you ship discreetly?

Yes. Return label references “LD Fulfilment” with no spicy hints.

Where do profits go?

50% creator splits, 25% legal defense fund, 15% harm reduction, 10% overhead.